1) Increase your vocabulary. Know every word that rhymes with the n word, dollar, bitches, and jail. Examples are, bigga, hollar, snitches and whale.
2) Get a beanie cap. These are hardcore. Wal-Mart has them for about 5 dollars. You can usually find these in a lost in found at local high schools, especially in the winter.
3) Your clothing must be 10 sizes larger than you are. If you are already an obese fat ass you may need some koreans to custome make your clothing because finding sizes larger than you already take might be a task.
4) Learn how to shoot a music video very fast. The dealership will come looking for that demo hummer you took for a test drive after half an hour.
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