Saturday, January 19, 2008

Million dollar idea

1) Secede from Canada
2) Form a sovreign nation
3) Make a flag
4) Sell flags of convenience to pirates, smugglers, and other seafaring brigands.



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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Pro tips for being a gangsta rapper

1) Increase your vocabulary. Know every word that rhymes with the n word, dollar, bitches, and jail. Examples are, bigga, hollar, snitches and whale.

2) Get a beanie cap. These are hardcore. Wal-Mart has them for about 5 dollars. You can usually find these in a lost in found at local high schools, especially in the winter.

3) Your clothing must be 10 sizes larger than you are. If you are already an obese fat ass you may need some koreans to custome make your clothing because finding sizes larger than you already take might be a task.

4) Learn how to shoot a music video very fast. The dealership will come looking for that demo hummer you took for a test drive after half an hour.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

sleepy show

Junior Senior - Hip Hop A Lula
-Dance Pop from Denmark
Tyson: I Like the whole album
Kyle:I have this CD from a friend that left it at my house...shhhhh..

http://www.myspace.com/juniorsenior
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Turzi - Animal Signals
-Expiremental electrontic psych with hypnotic minimalism. From Paris, France.
Kyle: I heard this first on Acid Girls blog but didn't know what they said because it was in french.
Tyson: A-ok

http://www.myspace.com/turzi
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The Mary Onettes - Lost
-4 piece from Sweden. Pop with 80's new wave sound.
Kyle:Oh my cousins wedding
Tyson: I get it, Marionettes...

http://www.myspace.com/themaryonettes
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Pine Hill Haints - Garden of the Dead
-Countrified southern rock. From Alabama
Tyson: Sounds like the Bearnessesities, the ones you have to look for.

http://www.myspace.com/pinehillhaints
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Bobb Trimble - Premonitions Boy
-Obscure folk and dream psych from the 80's. Second album re-issue
Kyle: Voice of an angel
Tyson: Voice of a Tyrannasaurus rex

http://www.myspace.com/bobbtrimble
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The Modern Lovers - That Summer Feeling
-Johnathan Richman
Kyle: I wish it was summer.
Tyson: I hope this makes people forget winter just started or just annoys them.

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Born Ruffians - Knife
-From Toronto. Jumpy Jagged indie pop. Catchy.
Kyle:I would say a nice cover
Tyson: Good. Happy.

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Health - M
-Dark pounding noice rock/art rock group FTWL:Liars
Kyle: Crazy noisy the rest of the album. I really liked this.

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Fire Engines - Big Gold Dream
-Early guitar postpunk/new wave group from the 80's Scotland. FTWL: Josef K, Orange Juice
Kyle:Reminds me of my cousin showing this to me and being really really stoaked....really.
Tyson: how big?

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Summerbirds In the Cellar - Ghost land
-Synth/electrontic lightly throughout haunting melodies.
Kyle: I liked the voacals but the track was really sleepy for tonight. I turned on the christmas lights after it...they didn't work..
Tyson: Who broke the christmas lights?????

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Chad Vangaalen - Burn 2 Ash
-Bedroom pop from Calgary. More upbeat/rocking on this album.
Kyle:So dumb for not seeing him in Calgary
Tyson:I never have listen to a full album of his untill this week and I like it.

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Supergrass - Alright
UK guitar poprock
Tyson: commercial song..why did I play this song..blah blah blah...this is kyle writting this...
Kyle: This song is so great im dancing like a fool right now

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Labraford - Accelerating on a Smoother Road
-Highly influential seminal post-rock album from 1993. Slow moving atmospheric post rock.
Kyle:Sounds like our friends project Menahune
Tyson: only not as good...
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Robert Wyatt - Just as you Are
-Veteran english artist. Member of soft machine. English art rock with jazz elements.
Kyle:Wasn't big on it. sax and dirty sounding for a older crowd

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Construction and Deconstruction - The unconsolable
-Male/Female duo from Nova Scotia. Simple indie pop that grows on you.
Tyson:Kinda girly but not bad
Kyle:Pbone"but their canadian" hah..I like the bedroom sound and the closeness of the instruments but sounds like something I've heard this before.

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The Birthday Party - Jennifers Veil
-Nick Caves early band from 1983.
Tyson: Dark stuff, Herioney.
Kyle: Good for the time it was made

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Brave Radar - The Brush Fire
-From Montreal. Charmingly catchy lo-fi indie pop.
Kyle:These guys are playing with our friends from Lethbridge- coulees
Tyson: Last night...she said...

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Femme Generation - Orlando Bloom
-Rawrous dance-punk/post-punk from Toronto
Kyle:Like the video game sound but the vocals are horrible
Tyson:I remember this game

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The Evapotators - Do the Eggbeater
-Garage/Punk from Nardwuar
Kyle:I can feel his sweat through the speakers
Tyson:I listened to them in a dingy back alley through a bar door when I was a kid

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Bell Hollow - Conner Canyon
-Brit-pop with shoegazy sound and the Cure
Kyle:Probably good live but not relevent to this time. I liked it but nothing new I haven't heard.
Tyson:Sounds like the Cure.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

November 15

Bob Sinclair - Rock this Remix 2007
Gunther - The Ratchet Effect
Sudden Infant Dance Syndrome - Baseball Geist
Spymachine 16 - Nine Disappointed Tourist....
The Rapture - Carimson Red
The Black Ghosts - Any way you Choose to Get it
Tempo no Tempo - Not to Wed scopes and Sharpened Knives
Bottomless pit - Cardinal Movements
Pj Harvey - The Letter
Bobb Trimble - Through my eyes
Cinematic - Fellini's Roma
Mexican Institute of Dance - Escribeme Pronto
The Pinker Tones - Karma Hunters
Reid PAley - Lucky's Tune
Reverand Peytons Big Damn Band - Long Gone
The Coral - In The Rain
CR Avery - Hell of a Hotel of Harm
Oxford Collapse - Last American Virgin
The Heartaches - Prisoner of Love
The Ex Boyfriends - The fathers Clothes
Black Dice - Kokomo
Body Language - Ceremichello
Sally Shapirol - Anorak Christmas

Thursday, November 8, 2007

November 8th The Mumps

The Mutantes - Don Quixote
Hanger 8 - The West Wing
These Are Powers - Little Sisters of Beijing
Fatal Flying Guillotines - Reveal The Rats
Grizzley Bear - He Hit Me
Panda Bear - Take Pills
Octopus Project - Bees Bein Strugglin
Senor Coconut - Tour du France
The Cribs - Mens Needs
White Williams - The Shadow
Primal Scream - skull
Prosaics - Teeth
Test Icicles - Circle Square Triange
The Slow Break - Interstate Woman
Black Lipstick - The Bad Catholic
The Slow Break - It'll Be alright
PRE - Scenes From a 1963 LA Love In
Working For a Nuclear Free City - Forever
Think About Life - Paul Cries
Tapes and Tapes - Just Dreams
Certain Breads - 2 A.M.
White Rabbits - The Plot
The Smalls - My Saddle Horse is Dead

Thursday, November 1, 2007

November 1 Playlist

Windsor for the Durby- The Melody of a Fallen Tree
Black Lips- Ven Vedi Veci(Diplo Remix)
Mobius Band- Leave the Key in the Door
Crystal Castles- Air Wars
Old Soul- Diamonds are for Beggars
Euros Child- Over You
Ben Jellen- Ex Sensitive
Cliped Beaks- Manilpvlator
Belaire- Exploding Impacting
Cut Off Your Hands- Let Go
Sun Parlour Players- Detroit River is Alive
Famous Lovers- Toesin
Cuff the Duke- By Winters End
The Tough Alliance- First Class Riot
Tokyo Police Club- Be Good(RAC Remix)
Klaxons- As Above, So Below(Justice Remix)
Michael Leviton- I Only Want the Sky
Daniel Johnston- Walking the Cow
Elliot Smith- Riot Coming
VDLSM- Uh Oh Remix
Spiral Beach- Mode of Stone
Twista & Pharrell- Give it Up(Hoff's Smoove Remix)

Thursday, October 25, 2007

The Tango Saloon - Upon A Time
Crawlspace - Erotic Neurotica
Boredoms - Mama Brain
BBQ - Shake Real Low
The Jolts - Cant Figure it Out
Love and Mathmatics - Remember to Mesticute
Caribou - Sandy
Sunset Rundown The Family of the Hands that Came to Life
The Deaf - Helen of Troy
No Age - Everybodys Down
Baby Control - Caballero
The Undertones - Family Entertainment
Dungen - Panda
The Wombats - Loves Twist
Shout out Louds - Tonight I Have to Leave it
Boat - Elephant Ears
The Long Winters - Fire Island,AK
Broken Social Scene - Backed Out on the...
Adrian Orange & Her Band - Interdependance Dance
New Young Pony Club - Get Lucky
The Beatings - All Dead Heroes
The Mant From U.N.C.L.E.- Bow to Your Masters
The Midways - Wet Out Now
Sister Lovers - Paula stop Pretending
April March - Voodoo Doll
The Cribs - Mirror Kissers
Japanther - Summer of 79'
Bodies of Water - Doves Circled the Sky